[makes motorboat noises] You motor-boating son of a bitch, you old sailor, you! Yea, maybe that would fall under the category of creepy. And perhaps play a little game called just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels, or "Ouch, ouch, you're on my hair."Jeremy: (confesses to a priest) She's good.
Jeremy: I guess it is a little creepy, when a young man, who happens to be an only child, loses both of his parents in a tragic accident one month before his birthday and then has his best friend make a vow that he will never spend his birthday alone. And all the while your just really want to know are we going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions.
Funny wedding card messages: Planning to write a funny quote on a card instead of the cliché romantic wishes?
Give the newlyweds something to laugh and smile about by using sarcasm and humor.
So, when the coffee and soda isn't quite enough to wake you up, some widely inappropriate and hilarious quotes might do the trick.
Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass.
Jeremy: Ah, Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. You're sitting there you're wondering "Do I have food on my face? I mean, I believed that she was a virgin and it hurts to be lied to like that. But I, you know, was looking to take advantage of something, too, so could I really feel that bad?
"Wedding Crashers" has always been one of my favorites, so here are some of its best quotes to get you through your Monday blues.
Wedding Crashers is a 2005 film starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn about John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air. Could've been the soft mattress, or it could've been the midnight rape.