As far as the prank on the ex goes, it was resoundingly successful: he finished the experiment with egg on his face but no real harm done, which is pretty much how any good prank should go down. Featuring the Singles: Ok Stupid In My Bed and Next Friday! You'll get none Surprised that I feel no pain I'm not in the least bit jealous I'm numb to your revenge Since there never was an us You think I give a fuck, well you're wrong This is not a love song Don't try to break this heart of steel None of this was ever real I wish you the best, I hope you heal But I never told you how to feel Love is a game you did not win You played yourself and got hurt again Blame me for everything, play the fool You didn't forget, you just broke the rules Treated me bad, it doesn't take that long To figure out that you were wrong Killed the flame as it began, You want my love?Instructional dating videos, audience games and giveaways!*Experts is used pretty loosely here, more like comedians who think they know stuff.Second confession of the day: I joined Ok Cupid to play a prank on an ex.I’d just been through two rather nasty breakups, the second of which had involved a boyfriend who cheated on me with a girl he met online.Okstupid is a live comedy show about online dating.
And their messages go something like “Damn grrrrrrllllllll, u r sexy! ”My advice to these guys is “Listen fella, if you like taking gym selfies so much and the most important quality in a partner for you is the volume and intensity of her workout sessions, perhaps you should dispense with online dating altogether and just date yourself.Join us for some offbeat comedy and wonderful weirdness.The Modern Schemers are Singapore’s longest-running improv team. N is their latest scheme — one way or another, it’s going to be epic.For me (in NYC), they tend to be located in either Long Island or Jersey, but they seem to be under the impression that the distance won't matter once you meet their sweet abs.And you will, indeed, get a look at their sweet abs because more often than not, their profile pics are shots of them shirtless at the gym, one hand pointing at their tan abs, the other holding the ostentatious gold chain around their necks.